2021: - work at a real desk ❌ - wear a shirt ❌ - stop sweating ❌ - get a haircut ✅ - eat leftover lasagna for 3rd day in a row... pic.twitter.com/zyQSgmSRjt

About a day ago

Please share your football cliche sayings? Here’s one: “If you had asked X if they’d take Y result before the game/season, they’d have ripped your hand off”

About a day ago

thomas tuchel coming in to do his wurst @ChelseaFC

About 3 days ago

@BonoloMaphutha 76 unread messages makes you a psychopath... you deserved this

About 3 weeks ago

Please, anything for a cure... Here you go Is it english-made? No Ah well, get fkt then *getting in ‘94 Peugeot with a cushion on the seat to drive off home for another round of quality streets* twitter.com/BBCNEandCumbri…

About 3 weeks ago

@Will_Humphrey There is light again

About 3 weeks ago

@BGrose25 @acoupleofts so strat Christmas party 2017?

About 3 weeks ago

also... this man is my personal north star twitter.com/darrylmorris/s…

About 3 weeks ago