What’s the logic behind the day 2 & day 8 Covid test when you can then purchase a day 5 test to release? Can’t you simply make a day 2 & day 5 test to begin with to not feel like it’s a money making scheme?

About a week ago

Yesterday I was the only one at the pool until someone decided to sit right next to me and bang YouTube as loud as they can & today I’m the only person at the airport & someone has come to sit right next to me to have a massive FaceTime? I don’t understand… pic.twitter.com/yTerHTwVgC

About 2 weeks ago

What’s the disorder called when you want salt & vinegar to destroy your taste buds forever?

About 2 weeks ago

Can’t wait to one day pass bro check with a Jeep Wrangler and an Apple sticker on the rear window

About 2 weeks ago

The places I’ve been & I hear “agh no that’s lekker hey” from across the room. South Africans are like mushrooms 🍄

About 3 weeks ago

Cherry on top 🍒 #TOTMAN pic.twitter.com/VE3dV5GkD2

About a month ago

Trying to use Instagram or WhatsApp right now pic.twitter.com/Qkc8kJtKZo

About 2 months ago

Been on Twitter for 10 years today. Still shit at it 👍🏽

About 2 months ago