@MUFC_redarmy99 What kinda bullshit is this? He’s literally 🐐

Last week

Instead of AR glasses and shit, they should be inventing glasses that whisper compliments into your ear

About 2 weeks ago

Sad Sunday announcement that there isn’t a hero/super dog emoji so don’t bother searching for one

About 3 weeks ago

Nobody: Fridge while literally nobody’s around: *clunk*

About 3 weeks ago

What’s the logic behind the day 2 & day 8 Covid test when you can then purchase a day 5 test to release? Can’t you simply make a day 2 & day 5 test to begin with to not feel like it’s a money making scheme?

About a month ago

Yesterday I was the only one at the pool until someone decided to sit right next to me and bang YouTube as loud as they can & today I’m the only person at the airport & someone has come to sit right next to me to have a massive FaceTime? I don’t understand… pic.twitter.com/yTerHTwVgC

About a month ago

What’s the disorder called when you want salt & vinegar to destroy your taste buds forever?

About 2 months ago

Can’t wait to one day pass bro check with a Jeep Wrangler and an Apple sticker on the rear window

About 2 months ago