Who the f&ck is
Mick Valentine Celliers

Some long-haired, 70’s highway-fireworks salesman
working as a Strategist in London.

An award-winning member of the internet, tuning myself to the tone and timbre of the UK ad industry.

My adland experience, short attention span, and practical know-how across most departments have allowed me the privilege to work in all types of categories, persuade all sorts of people, for all kinds of brands.

I’ve turned facebook purple, launched motorcycles three stories high, used your favourite beer as currency, decreased crime through good hygiene, shared bushidō values with rugby fanatics, and celebrated blue-collar workers as all-star athletes.

When I’m not dazzling others with deceptions, you can find me napping on couches around town, tumbling deep into psychedelic sound exploration, cruising clapped-out motorcycles along shorelines, and watching obscene amounts of football without a trace of shame.

Proud creator of Twitter’s kak-talking South African bot, @BoetBot, blabber at VCCP, and undefeated go-karting champ since the famous & much-debated race of 2016.

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Dreams (a poem)

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Dreams by Mick Valentine Not now, but then A year ago? The place you visit when you close your eyes Candy skies Spill into the sea Sweetening your skin Quiet...

The other virus I pray ends in 2021

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2020 was a challenging year for all of us. Not to add to the melancholy so early in the new year, but 2020 was certainly the most difficult year I’ve…

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